FRED: I guess I've always hated parties. I never know what to do with myself. I just end up at the hors d'oeuvres table, trying to look occupied.

LORNE: Hey there, wallflowers!

FRED: Wallflowers?

LORNE: I need you to give me a hand, help light the fuse on this powder keg? Look at the dance floor. The only thing on it is Harmony.

(Harmony waves)

LORNE: Hey, you keep pushing that envelope, baby!

WESLEY: I'm afraid this really isn't our element, Lorne.

FRED: Yeah. We're wallflowers.

LORNE: Oh, no, no, no, sweetie. You're the young, the beautiful, the ready-to— oh. Well, here's one problem. You're totally sober! It's Halloween. You should be 3 sheets to the wind already. Now, try and get into the spirit of things, OK?

(walks off)

• Wesley & Fred

written by: Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x05_tran.php