WILLOW: Well, this is my stop. So...glad we talked.

KENNEDY: Yes. Kinda cleared the air.

WILLOW: Yeah, totally. Air cleared. Check.

KENNEDY: You know, in the spirit of air clearing...

WILLOW: Yeah?

KENNEDY: I feel like I need to be honest about something.

WILLOW: I-is something wrong?

KENNEDY: No. No, it's just? I think (leans in for a kiss) you should know...

(they kiss, but when it breaks up, Warren is standing where Willow was)

WILLOW/WARREN: Well, that was nice.

(commercial)

WILLOW: Are you OK? I'm not used to literally knocking girls off of their feet with just the power of my own lips.

WILLOW (as Warren): OK, you gonna pick that up, or...?

KENNEDY: I don't?what are you?

WILLOW: Is this a freckle thing, 'cause?

(sees herself in the mirror, looking like Warren)

WILLOW (as Warren): Oh, God! Oh, God...

KENNEDY: What... is that?

WILLOW (as Warren): It's the man that I killed.

(Willow rushes down to the living room)

KENNEDY: OK, hold up a sec.

WILLOW (as Warren): Guys?

XANDER: Get Buffy. Get Buffy. Tell her the First is back.

WILLOW (as Warren): No, I'm not the First.

ANYA: We're not interested in any of your evil lies. We've heard 'em all.

WILLOW: No, guys it's me.

WILLOW (as Warren): I'm me. I'm Willow. Guys, come on. As Kennedy? (points to Kennedy) she was there.

KENNEDY: I don't know. I'm not sure. We were up in Willow's room and we were?-

ANDREW: No... No. You're back.

WILLOW (as Warren): (emphatic) No, I'm not. It's not? I'm not it. Listen to me?

ANDREW: No more listening. I know who you are now. I know what you made me do. Your promises of happy fields and dancing schnauzers and being demigods won't work on me anymore.

ANYA: (yells) Buffy!

XANDER: The Bringers are coming too.

WILLOW (as Warren): No, I'm not the First.

ANDREW: You made me do things. Things I can never take back. Ever.

WILLOW (as Warren): I'm not the First.

BUFFY: What the hell is going on here?? (scowls when she sees Warren, punches him in the nose. He falls to the ground, writhing in pain on the floor) Ow!

SPIKE: (walks into the room, holding his head) Buffy...

ANYA: Wait.

DAWN: But if he's the First...

WILLOW (as Warren): I'm not the First.

XANDER: You're not the First.

WILLOW (as Warren): I know.

ANDREW: (smiles) Oh, my God! You're back. (hugs Warren from behind, his hands touching Warren's chest)

WILLOW: Hey, bad touching!

WILLOW (as Warren): Everyone please stop it.

KENNEDY: It's Willow.

WILLOW (as Warren): I'm Willow.

XANDER: Are you sure?

WILLOW: There are other stories from kindergarten. Non yellow crayon stories in which you don't come out in such a good light.

WILLOW (as Warren): An incident involving Aquaman underoos, for example. You want me to start talking?

XANDER: Hey, Willow!

ANYA: What happened?

WILLOW (as Warren): I don't know. We were there, and then I looked like him.

ANYA: Oh, like a glamour.

WILLOW (as Warren): Maybe, but I probably brought it on myself.

BUFFY: What makes you think that?

WILLOW (as Warren): Well, it wouldn't be the first time. I have a history with my witchy subconscious making things go kerfloopey. Remember the wacky "I can't see you, you can't see me" spell?

BUFFY: (to Dawn and Andrew, who are poking at Willow/Warren) Guys!

ANDREW: It's so real.

WILLOW (as Warren): I'm all too aware.

BUFFY: OK, say you're right, and you did do this to yourself. Why would your subconscious turn you into Warren?

WILLOW (as Warren): Obviously because I feel bad?about killing him.

BUFFY: We'll deal. We'll get help.

WILLOW (as Warren): No, I can handle this.

BUFFY: On your own? Why?

WILLOW (as Warren): I did it. I'll fix it. I don't want you seeing me this way anyway.

BUFFY: It's kinda a little late for that.

WILLOW (as Warren): Seriously, I'm not posing any big threat to the world. (RE: twitching Spike) Looks like you've got your hands full already.

WILLOW: I'll go, I'll handle it, I'll fix it, I'll be back before you even know I'm gone.

WILLOW (as Warren): Promise. (exit)

BUFFY: (noticing) Spike.

SPIKE: Buffy.

BUFFY: I'm right here.

SPIKE: The chip fired again.

BUFFY: I kinda figured. Maybe they'll call back. Maybe they'll send help.

SPIKE: Maybe we can't wait.

• Willow & Kennedy
• Willow's Witchiness

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/135_tran.php