XANDER: We're still talking party, right? I mean, some of us still love to relish celebrating in the birth of the Buff.

BUFFY: I dunno. I think it might be time to put a moratorium on parties in my honor. They tend to go badly. Monsters crash. People die.

WILLOW: But eighteen is a *big* one, Buffy. I mean, you can vote now. You can be drafted. (smiles) You can vote not to be drafted.

BUFFY: I think I'll choose to celebrate this one with quiet reflection.

XANDER: Where is it written that quiet reflection can't be combined with cake and funny hats?

• Xander & Buffy

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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