BUFFY: I'm telling you, I, I think there's something about this thing.

XANDER: Well, I don't know, Buff. It seems like we've been through every book.

ANYA: Yeah, even the ones that weren't so boring you wanted to kill yourself.

XANDER: We have those?

BUFFY: I'm just saying, all the things that have happened lately? Okay, the, the bank robbery, the jewelry heist...

XANDER: The exploding lint.

BUFFY: I-is it me, or do these things seem really-

ANYA: Lame?

BUFFY: Well, I was gonna go with unusual, but, yeah. I don't know. You know, I'll do a quick patrol tonight, and after a good night's sleep, we can solve this tomorrow.

ANYA: Optimism. I remember optimism.

XANDER: That's because you're like a thousand.

BUFFY: Good night, guys.

ANYA/XANDER: Good night.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com); action descriptions shortned by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/109smashed.html