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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| little fluffers in the cotton-top pit of hell from Tabula Rasa (Season 6) | Next Clip in Episode |
ANYA: This must be nice for us.
GILES: Sorry?
ANYA: I mean ... I know there's... ...the vampire problem, and our memory loss, and all that, but still... ...to spend this time together alone? Must be nice.
GILES: Uh, yes, yes, um, I'm sure that's right. Um, which, uh, which book shall we start with?
ANYA: This is the book for us.
GILES: Oh, good. Does it focus on mind control, or-or memory loss?
ANYA: Not exactly, I just, um ... my intuition tells me this is the book. And I figure being a magic shop owner and a natural at the supernatural, I should trust my intuition.
GILES: Y-yes, fine, but as you recall, I too am a magic shop owner.
ANYA: True, but my intuition says that you're not so much the magic guy and more of a paperwork type. Okay, here we go.
GILES: But you don't even know-
ANYA: (reads from book) Bara bara himble gemination.
(a bunny appears, Anya shrieks)
(... later ...)
GILES: Perhaps we should try another book.
(Anya's standing on a chair, surrounded by bunnies)
ANYA: No! This book made the little fluffers, and this book's gonna send 'em back. I've got it this time, okay. (reads) 'Himble abri, abri voyon.'
(Another bunny)
GILES: Yes, dear.
(... later ...)
GILES: Clearly that is not a helpful book, *darling.* Come down, and we will go about fixing this in a sensible fashion!
ANYA: Sensible! You think it's sensible for me to go down into that pit of cotton-top hell, and let them hippity-hop all over my vulnerable flesh?
GILES: Fine, then just stay up there and keep making bunnies! That's a capital plan!
ANYA: What capital? I never know what you're talking about. Loo, shag, brolly, what the hell is all that?
GILES: What? There's no way that you could remember me saying any of those words.
ANYA: Oh, bugger off, you brolly.
(... later...)
GILES: (yells) Get a different book! Put that book down, do you hear? Not ... that... (ducks a sword thrust from an animated skeleton) book!
written by: Rebecca Kirshner; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/108tabularasa.html