XANDER: Hey Will. Whatcha doin'?

WILLOW: (defensive) Look, Xander, I - I figured out this was where Buffy disappeared from what you told me, so don't start jumping to any conclusions.

XANDER: No jumping, look, feet firmly planted.

WILLOW: I'm not feeling like myself right now, sorry.

XANDER: Me too. Sorry. So! What have we found out so far?

WILLOW: Well, take a look at that! We see a tire-mark on the ground. Something sped outta here pretty dann quick to, to make that kind of tread mark.

XANDER: Well, this could have been made any time.

WILLOW: Yeah, but this ... wasn't.

XANDER: What is it?

WILLOW: Paint that I scraped off the fire hydrant.

XANDER: What fire hydrant? (walks into an invisible fire hydrant) Ow!

WILLOW: That one. Whatever hit this fire hydrant hit it after it was made invisible. And betcha by golly wow, that something was the same something that shot out of that alley.

XANDER: Black paint? Buffy's phantom van. We gotta let Buffy - whoa! There's something there.

WILLOW: I-it's a pylon, one of those orange traffic cones. You should take it to the Magic Box. It might help you and Anya figure out what kind of spell was used.

XANDER: What about you?

WILLOW: Well, I got paint scrapings... and a tire mark. I'm gonna find this van that's been stalking Buffy. By the way, where *is* Buffy?

• Xander & Willow

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). edited down by me. . Full transcript at:
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