OZ: You got the goods?

XANDER: Yeah. Essence of toad, twice-blessed sage, maybe that's the toad?

OZ: Well, we better be sure. Destroying this box is supposed to be a pretty delicate operation.

XANDER: Well, then, they shouldn't leave it in the hands of the lay people.

OZ: Oh, Willow laid it out for us pretty well.

XANDER: Wow! She even drew helpful diagrams. That's the pedestal.

OZ: And the ingredients. And us. See, there's you and there's me.

XANDER: Well, how can you tell which is which? I mean, they both look kinda stick-figurey to me.

OZ: Well, this one's me. See the little guitar.

XANDER: Oh, gotcha.

OZ: Nobody like my Willow.

XANDER: No sir, there is not.

OZ: Okay, toad me.

• Funnies
• Willow & Oz
• Xander & Willow

written by: David Fury; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/53choices.html