(Cut to Harmony listening to teeny-bob techno, hanging up a frilly unicorn poster in a crypt.)

HARMONY: Spike? Spike, is that really you?

SPIKE: It's me, baby. Your man is...

(she slaps him)

SPIKE: ...back.

HARMONY: Bastard. You dumped me and staked me and hurt me and left me--

SPIKE: I know, sugar, but you're forgetting one other thing I did. I missed you.

HARMONY: Really? Oh! Just don't ever do that to me again.

SPIKE: Oh, never, my little foam latte. Your blondie bear is here to stay.

HARMONY: Well, where have you been? No, wait. Don't tell me. I'm just glad you're back. And this time, it's for good, right?

SPIKE: Oh, forever and ever, mon petite creme brulee.

HARMONY: Ooh. Italian.

SPIKE: Uh, yeah, and get used to it. Big daddy's home. We're gonna go wherever you want, do whatever you want, kill whoever you want. Starting with the slayer. And after that, it's all you and me, my little mentholated pack of smokes.

HARMONY: Spikey. Let's leave the slayer alone. You know she'll only slap you around, and I can do that.

SPIKE: Ow! Uh, no, see, ow. The head, love. Watch the head. Whoa, watch it!

• Spike & Harmony

written by: Douglas Petrie; Original English Copyright (c) 1999 Jillian Tatterton; Visit the site: http://altern.org/Buffyiv. . Full transcript at:
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