(Xander enters the bathroom, closes the door, lifts the toilet lid, unzips his pants. Suddenly he looks over and sees a lab full of a whole bunch of Initiative people watching him: scientists in white coats in the foreground, writing on clipboards, soldiers in the background wearing fatigues. Xander raises his eyebrows, zips his pants back up.)

XANDER: Okay, I'm gonna find another bathroom.

(Opens the door and leaves, still watching them over his shoulder. Crosses the hall and goes through the opposite door. Now he's in his basement, dark. The door at the top of the stairs is closed, doorknob rattling ominously.)

XANDER: (loudly) I didn't *order* any vampires.

(Knob rattles louder and louder. Then we hear pounding on the door.)

XANDER: (nervous) That's not the way out.

(Backing away)

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written by: Joss Whedon; Transcript by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
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