DAWN: Nothing? No records or certificates? College transcripts?

AMANDA: Looks like the only stuff in the system about Principal Robin Wood is super-recent. Like, since he moved to Sunnydale.

WILLOW: I've Googled 'til I just can't Google no more. He's not in there.

KENNEDY: Well, that's suspicious.

GILES: Anya, calm down. They're educational?

WILLOW: (Anya hands papers to Willow) What's this?

(Willow flips through the papers. They are crude stick-figure drawings in black and red marker depicting "Bringer" on one, "Vampire" on another, and "The Slayer (Buffy)" as well. There are more, but we get the idea. Each one shows a gruesome, bloody mess as the creature shown is drawn killing someone or something.)

ANYA: Giles made them for Chao-Ahn, and now she's locked herself in the bathroom. There's other girls upstairs, and they're starting to complain.

GILES: Those are flashcards. I-I made them to facilitate her training. Chao-Ahn never had a watcher. The language problem?

WILLOW: You showed her these?

GILES: I wanted her to understand the seriousness of her situation.

DAWN: Holy crap!

(Dawn holds up one of the pages labeled "Turok-Han" that shows the creature standing over a girl that's been ripped in half along her waistline, spilling a huge pool of blood everywhere.)

GILES: Perhaps I'll rethink the approach.

WILLOW: In the meanwhile, wanna help us get researchy? We're trying to invade Buffy's date's privacy.

GILES: Buffy has a date?

ANYA: Yes... Didn't you hear? Everybody has a date. Buffy has a date. Willow's been completely making out with this girl?

KENNEDY: Hey!

ANYA: Xander's out with some hardware-store-whore. It's Date Fest 2003.

WILLOW: Actually, Buffy's investigating Principal Wood. It's not a date.

GILES: Really.

WILLOW: Might be a date.

GILES: For God's sake! How can anyone think about their social life? We are about to fight the original primal evil. These girls are in mortal danger. Didn't you see the flashcards? This isn't right.

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/136_tran.php