WILLOW: Run all night, Warren. I'll still find-

(Warren buries an axe in her back)

WILLOW: Axe - not gonna cut it.

(Warren takes off, pauses to send a flying box thing at Willow, which she bypasses. He's still running, but suddenly Willow's in front of him)

WARREN: Cute. That's a cute trick. It - it was an accident, you know-

WILLOW: Oh. You mean, instead of killing my best friend you killed my girlfriend-

WARREN: It wasn't personal, that's all-

WILLOW: Well this is.

(she blasts him, but he throws magic glowy cocooning thing at her)

WARREN: Capture!

(he takes off, she breaks free)

WILLOW: (Latin) Irretite. (English) Ensnare.

( vines grab Warren and string him up between some trees)

WILLOW: Cute tricks.

WARREN: You are really asking for it, you know that?

WILLOW: I'm asking for it?

WARREN: I'm gonna walk away from this - and when I do, you're gonna beg to go join your little girlfriend.

WILLOW: She wasn't your first.

WARREN: First - who?

WILLOW: Tara. She wasn't the first girl you killed.

WARREN: I don't know what you're-

WILLOW: Reveal.

KATRINA: (appearing) I should have strangled you in your sleep. Back when we shared a bed. I should have done the world a favor.

WARREN: It's a trick.

KATRINA: Why, Warren? You could have just let me go...

WARREN: You shut up! (to Willow/urgent) Make it go away-

KATRINA: It didn't have be like that-

WARREN: (to Willow) I'm not kidding!

KATRINA: How could you say you loved me, and do that to me?

WARREN: (snapping) Because you deserved it, bitch!

(Katrina disappears)

WILLOW: Because you liked it.

WARREN: Oh, shut up!

WILLOW: You never felt like you had the power with her. Not until you killed her-

WARREN: Women! You're just like the rest of them. Mind games-

WILLOW: You get off on it. That's why you had a mad-on for the slayer. She was your big O - wasn't she, Warren?

WARREN: Right. Are you done yet? Or can we talk some more about our "feelings?"

(....)

WARREN: HELP! Lemme go! Somebody! Help!

WILLOW: What's the matter? I thought you wanted to talk?

WARREN: No.

WILLOW: Okay. (shows him the bullet she took from Buffy) I'll talk.

WARREN: What-- what are you doing?

WILLOW: Shhhhhh. (she makes the bullet float in front of his chest)

WARREN: (freaking) Hey! I'm sorry, okay?

WILLOW: (cutting him off) Wanna know what a bullet feels like, Warren? A real one? It's not like in the comics.

WARREN: No, no-

WILLOW: I think you need to. Feel it.

(the bullet slowly bores into his chest)

WARREN: Oh God... Stop it -

WILLOW: It's not going to make a neat little hole. First - it'll obliterate your internal organs. Your lung will collapse, feels like drowning...

WARREN: Please! No-

WILLOW: When it finally hits your spine, it'll blow your central nervous system-

WARREN: Stop!! God, please!

(she seals his mouth with magic stitches)

WILLOW: I'm talking. The pain will be unbearable, but you won't be able to move... A bullet usually travels faster than this, of course. But the dying? It seems like it takes forever. Something, isn't it? One tiny piece of metal destroys everything. It ripped her insides out... It took her light away. From me. From the world... And now the one person who should be here is gone - and a waste like you gets to live. A tiny piece of metal. Can you feel it now?

(...)

WILLOW: I said - can you feel it?

(unravels the stitches)

WARREN: Please, God... I did wrong, I see that now. I need... jail! I need... But you - you don't want this. You're not a bad person. Not like me-

BUFFY (in the distance) Willow!

WARREN: When you get caught - you'll lose them too. Your friends. You don't want that. I know you're in pain but-

WILLOW: Bored now.

(she swiftly rips all his skin off)

XANDER: (arriving) Oh my God.

BUFFY: What did you do? Willow, what did you do?

WILLOW: (sets Warren's body aflame) One down. (she vanishes)

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)
• Willow's Witchiness

written by: Marti Noxon; No transcript available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. . Full transcript at: