VOICE: Personnel approaching security office.

HOWARD: Hello, Mr. McDonald.

LINDSEY: Hey, Howard. You got a minute?

HOWARD: Sure.

(Lindsey looks at a huddled figure in a red robe behind Howard then comes in and shuts the door.)

LINDSEY: I checked the series 7500 video surveillance system you suggested. Do I really need cellular override and direct digital link to the office? I mean, it seems a little overkill.

HOWARD: Better safe than sorry.

(Lindsey checks his watch then looks at one of the monitors, where Gunn is walking in through the front door into the lobby.)

GUNN: Whoo-whoo! My god! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe them. Damn, here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca. (to the security guards) Now, now, now, girls, don't get all riled up. OW! Did you just step on my foot? (The nearest guard is still at least 8 feet away from him) Is that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me, up in this haven of justice? Somebody get me a lawyer -- because my civil rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, I get it. You all can cater to the demon, cater to the dead man, but what about the black man! I'd love to stay and chat, but -- yo, fellas!

(He turns to look at the door where two of the kids are carrying in a body-sized bundle. At the same time Angel climbs up through the hole and the red robed shaman lifts its head with a squeal.)

HOWARD: (to phone) We got a vampire on the premises. Repeat, vampire on the premises.

(Gunn cuts the cord securing the bundle, smiling at the security guards, then he and his buddies walk out while the wrapping falls back to reveal a vampire in full vamp face. Angel walks through a door into the hallway on sublevel 3.)

LINDSEY: (surrepetitiously switching a monitor so as to hide Angel) Well, looks like you got your hands full, so ...

(Angel freezes a demon guard with some magic powder)

ANGEL: Thank you, Wesley.

(Angel steals some data and a scroll, escapes)

LEE: Hey, what's all the excitement? A vampire in the lobby? Did I hear that right?

LINDSEY: Never a dull moment.

(Lindsey's cell phone rings.)

ANGEL: We're done. Get out now.

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