XANDER: Willow! What are you doing here? Fly! Be free, little bird, you defy category!

WILLOW: I'm looking for Buffy.

XANDER: Oh, she went with Giles about an hour ago. Some kind of field trip deal.

WILLOW: If she doesn't get back soon, Snyder's really... (spots him on the stairs) ...done a great job with the fair this year, hasn't he, Xander?

XANDER: Principal Snyder! Great career fair, sir! Really! In fact, I'm so inspired by your leadership, I'm thinking principal school. I wanna walk in *your* shoes. Not your actual shoes, of course, because you're a tiny person. Not tiny in the small sense, of course. Okay, I'm done now.

SNYDER: Where is she?

WILLOW: Who?

SNYDER: You know who.

WILLOW: You mean Buffy? I just saw her...

SNYDER: (interrupts) And don't feed me that 'I just saw her a minute ago, she's around here somewhere' story.

WILLOW: But I did... just see her a minute ago, and she is... *around* here somewhere!

XANDER: For what it's worth...

SNYDER: (interrupts) It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An airborne toxic event.

XANDER: Well, I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to be so honest with me. And I can only hope that one day I'm in the position to be that honest with you.

SNYDER: Fascinating. (leaves)

• Snyder vs Everyone

written by: Howard Gordon & Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/21myline1.html