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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| How is the Connor fund? from Provider (Season 3) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Angel is counting loose change as he puts it into a piggybank.)
ANGEL: Sixty, seventy, eighty. One, two, three.
CORDELIA: Angel...
(Angel raises a hand to stop her as he picks up the piggy and locks it into the picture safe beside the desk.)
FRED: How is the Connor fund?
ANGEL: There was a dollar eighty three in the cushions out there. That's perfectly good money just lying around. Now, how's it going?
FRED: Moments away.
(Angel looks over Fred's shoulder at the new website for Angel Investigations and points at the 'No Case Too Small' under the 'We Help The Helpless part.)
ANGEL: Ah. Can you make that bigger? Bold, but, you know, tasteful.
FRED: Hmm. Tasteful. Sure.
CORDELIA: (to baby Connor) You are so cute! Yes, you are. You are just the best little boy in the whole world.
ANGEL: How's my little man?
CORDELIA: Oh, he wonders where his father's been.
ANGEL: Papa's got mouths to feed.
CORDELIA: Ah. I have a mouth, too. Always have had one. Kind of known for it and we've fed it fine for years. Yeah. Angel... I'm glad you wanna take care of your son. I am. I just wanna make sure we don't lose sight of the mission.
ANGEL: Well, we have to earn a living. I mean, not just for Connor, but for all of us.
CORDELIA: I agree. But first and foremost we work for the Powers, help the helpless. Promise me we won't neglect that.
ANGEL: I promise. (Sees Gunn coming in) I promise. (Turns to Gunn) Well?
GUNN: Well, we hired some guys. Six thousand of these babies all over town.
(Gunn holds up a flyer with 'Angel Investigations' and their logo on it. 'We help the helpless. No case too small. Paranormal Specialists. 313-555-0126')
ANGEL: Nice! (To Cordy) I'd call me, wouldn't you?
FRED: Hey! The website's up. We're live.
ANGEL: (to baby Connor) We're live, little guy. Come on. (re website) There, beautiful. We're online. We got flyers, we got yellow pages. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to a new area of Angel Investigations. All we have to do now is wait - for that phone to start ringing and the money to start rolling in. (To Baby) Because someone's got to clothe and feed and educate this little guy, yeah? Yep - all we have to do is wait. - Just a matter of time. Don't you worry, this town is full of people who have problems.
(A man is running through the pouring rain, chased by someThings. He finds an AI flyer, and dials the number)
MAN: Come on, come on, come on!
(Split screen - the phone at AI is *not* ringing. Triple split screen, a guy picks up the phone in what looks like a kitchen.)
GUY: Fabrizio's Pizza.
(Fred picks up a flyer form the desk and takes a closer look at it.)
FRED: Is this the right phone number?
written by: Scott Murphy; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season3/transcripts/56_tran.shtml