BUFFY: Angel? (sees Cordy) Cordelia.

CORDELIA: (hold up an ornate ax) Is this antique?

BUFFY: Byzantine.

CORDELIA: Hmm.

BUFFY: Where's Angel?

CORDELIA: I've decided not to feel sorry for myself. I'm taking matters into my own hands, organizing a little 'going out of business' sale to subsidize the severance package Angel never bothered setting up for me.

BUFFY: Did he leave a message about where he went?

CORDELIA: You know I'm in some real pain here and all you can do is talk about Angel. Has it even occurred to you how this whole turning human thing might affect me?

BUFFY: Regrettably - no. Look, if you know where he is, just tell me?

CORDELIA: He told me not to tell you.

BUFFY: Is he in trouble? Cordelia, what are we, in second grade here? Tell me!

CORDELIA: Oh, you want to talk about being mature? Maybe it's time *you* grew up and realized that you can't have everything. You can't have Angel *and* save the world. And anyway, it is your fault that he went to fight that thing by himself without...

BUFFY: What thing?

• Cordelia & Buffy
• Cordelia's unique world views

written by: David Greenwalt and Jeanne Renshaw; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/08_tran.shtml