WESLEY: It was a Selminth parasite. Its teeth inject an anesthetic, making the host oblivious to its presence. You'd never know you had it on you. Pumps neurotoxins into the body causing paralysis, hallucinations, fever dreams.

ANGEL: It seemed...real. All of it. (to Fred) You were dissecting me, taking things out of me, and there was this...bear. (to Lorne) You called yourself Honky-Tonk, tried to get me to sing, but... (to Gunn) You were big with the heckling.

GUNN: Uh...sorry?

FRED: So, if this parasite continued pumping its toxins into Angel...

WESLEY: He would have been stuck in a permanent vegetative state.

LORNE: Well, good thing Spike swooped in and saved the day. How did he even know you were in trouble?

ANGEL: Didn't say.

GUNN: What I want to know is how that thing even got in here in the first place.

FRED: We're checking the firm's storage facilities. It's possible that a specimen escaped or—

ANGEL: (to Eve) You. You brought it.

EVE: Me?

ANGEL: You were here.

EVE: I had a cameo in your little dream sequence? That's so sweet.

ANGEL: You put the big one on me after I killed the other one.

GUNN: The other one?

WESLEY: Angel, there was only one.

ANGEL: No.

WESLEY: Maybe you were confusing reality with your hallucinations?

ANGEL: (stands) Uh-uh. Changed your clothes.

EVE: Yeah. I do that sometimes... after a long day.

ANGEL: But you didn't change your earrings. You were wearing those in my hallucination... except... I haven't seen you for days.

EVE: I've worn them before. Hey, I can't be held responsible for how you dress me in your fantasies.

FRED: You did change your clothes, Eve, and I've never seen those earrings before today.

EVE: What is it exactly you think I—

ANGEL: Don't know, Eve. But I'm pretty sure the senior partners didn't give me the reins to their law firm just to turn me into a vegetable. Playing your own game here? What do you think the partners'll do to you after they find out about your little extracurricular activities?

EVE: (smirks) So things aren't going your way, and you're looking for someone outside your little circle to blame. (walks to the elevator) Here's a thought. Maybe you should try looking inward... unless you don't like what you see.

• Angel vs Eve

written by: Brent Fletcher; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x10_tran.php