(Buffy opens the door to Giles' apartment. No one is there. She walks into the room calling. )

BUFFY: Giles? Anybody home? Hello?

A net falls onto her. Xander and Oz come running out of the hallway, Giles from another direction. They jump on her, forcing her arms behind her back & tie them.)

BUFFY: What are you guys doing? This is... this is ridiculous.

XANDER: Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.

BUFFY: Not yet, but it will.

XANDER: Don't say that. Oh, PLEASE don't say that.

GILES: We're doing this to stop you from making a terrible mistake. Clearly something is amiss.

BUFFY: Yeah, something's amiss here, a 'Miss Kathy Newman.' Giles, ow, Giles look in my bag. Look in the bottom pocket of my bag. She has parts that can grow after they're detached. She irons her jeans. She's evil. She has to be destroyed.

GILES: I fear the demon that Buffy met in the woods has somehow possessed her.

BUFFY: Lite FM. Love songs. Nothing but love songs.

XANDER: (To Giles) You think?

GILES: Um, you stay and watch her. I-I know a spell that will make the possessing demon reveal itself so that we can fight it, but I-I need to get some supplies from the magic shop. Buffy, I... See you around.

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun . Full transcript at:
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