Larry: (to Oz) I mean, she's gotta be putting out, or what's the point? What are you gonna do, talk? Come on, fess up. How far have you gotten?

(Cut to Buffy and Willow)

WILLOW: Nowhere. I mean, he said he was gonna wait until I was ready, but I'm ready. Honest. I'm good to go here.

BUFFY: Well, I think it's nice that he's not just being an animal.

WILLOW: It is nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smoochies!

BUFFY: Have you dropped any hints?

WILLOW: I've dropped anvils.

BUFFY: Ah, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?

WILLOW: At last count, all of them. Maybe more.

BUFFY: Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow.

WILLOW: But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars.

BUFFY: He will.

• Willow & Oz

written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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