CORDELIA: Oh, boy…

ANGEL: What are you two doing...

DOYLE: It's Kate, we followed her here.

CORDELIA: She's totally lost it. She looked like she's ready to do some damage.

DOYLE: And it's not just her by the looks of things.

CORDELIA: The whole place is going nuts! This is *so* not good.

ANGEL: Okay, I think someone needs a hug!

DOYLE and CORDELIA: Huh?

(Angel pulls them both into a hug.)

CORDELIA: Ack, eww? Eww!

(Cordelia and Doyle push Angel away.)

CORDELIA: Hey! What's your damage?

DOYLE: I think he's just found Mr. Sensitivity.

ANGEL: He was right in here all the time, just waiting to come out. Gosh, what our folks do to us, huh?

(Cut to)

KATE: (on phone) Please Daddy if you're there pick up. We need to talk. Daddy!

(Cut to outside.)

CORDELIA: He put the whammy on you! You stink with whammy!

DOYLE: She's right.

ANGEL: Talking stick, it's cursed all right.

CORDELIA: (to Doyle) There's a stick that talks?

ANGEL: Cordelia, do you have *any* idea just how *precious* you are?

DOYLE: All right, let's just talk just about this stick, yeah?

ANGEL: He uses it as a talisman. Anyone who handles it becomes infected. He admitted it to me after I (looks away and swallows) - threatened him with violence.

CORDELIA: (to Doyle) What's his trip?

ANGEL: Wolfram & Hart, the firm, hired this guy to neutralize the police, so Little Tony could make his escape. It'll wear off.

CORDELIA: Soon?

DOYLE: So there was never any contract on detective Lockley?

ANGEL: No, Little Tony's plan all along was to kill her himself. *Poor* guy.

CORDELIA: Poor guy?

ANGEL: Well, he's got issues!

DOYLE: Angel, man, you've gotta snap out of this!

CORDELIA: Right now. It's time for you to get all vampy - grr! Kate needs you!

ANGEL: I don't want to. You both withdraw when I go vamp. I feel you judge me.

CORDELIA: We won't judge you, (to Doyle ) will we? (to Angel) Give it a try.

ANGEL: Closeness is too important to me right now.

DOYLE: Angel, man, Kate is in there.

CORDELIA: Along with killer guy!

(Doyle walks up to the locked door.)

COP: (through the door) We're closed.

DOYLE: You're the police! You can't close!

COP: Why not? Haven't we done enough? It's always 'find this, rescue that' with you people. Well, see how you like it!

• Funnies

written by: Tim Minear; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by Ann. Checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/06_tran.shtml