WESLEY: We're doomed.

ANGEL: Maybe we can make a break for it.

WESLEY: Impossible.

ANGEL: Front exit?

WESLEY: We'd be spotted instantly.

ANGEL: Back door?

WESLEY: Blocked.

ANGEL: That's it then. We're trapped.

WESLEY: We might try shouting 'fire.' Not technically a *crowded* theater --

CORDELIA: One day, I might. Yes. Many years from now when I've lost my looks a little. Do not laugh.

WESLEY: Only another hour.

CORDELIA: I mean, of course a time will come when Torvald is not -- is not -- (turns to back of stage) Line!

PROMPTER: is not as devoted to me

WESLEY: Perhaps two.

CORDELIA: What?

PROMPTER: is not as devoted to me

CORDELIA: Right, right. When Torvald is not as devoted to me.

ANGEL: And I thought I knew eternity.

• Cordelia's acting career
• Funnies

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