XANDER: One of those girls hit me really hard! You should test for steroids. Okay, not only did you make the team, but you, Miss Summers, are the first alternate, and Amy's number three. (Amy, disappointed, leaves.) And what a better way to celebrate than with a romantic drive through...

WILLOW: Xander, alternates are the ones who didn't make the team, they only fill in if something happens to the ones who did.

BUFFY: Excuse me. (goes to console Amy)

XANDER: For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me.

written by: Dana Reston; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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