XANDER: So, where did Dawn, how did she come to this *extremely* ... entertaining conclusion?

BUFFY: She was hanging out with Spike. I think she has a crush on him.

XANDER: What?

BUFFY: I mean, I always knew that he had this ... weird fixation with me...

XANDER: I'm the one she has a crush on! Me!

BUFFY: (shakes head) There's nothing here. Let's go.

XANDER: It's always been me! Big funny Xander! Oh, what, she just suddenly decides I'm not the cool one any more? Why is that okay?

• Dawn & Xander

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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