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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Cordelia: Harmony, you're a sheep from Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (Season 2) |
HARMONY: Cody Weinberg called me at home last night.
CORDELIA: Cody Weinberg? The one with the 350sl?
HARMONY: The very one. Said he's thinking of asking me to the pledge dance on Thursday.
CORDELIA: That's so huge!
HARMONY: Yeah, there's just two other girls he's gonna ask first, and if they refuse, then I'll...
Xander bumps into Harmony as they round the corner to the stairs.
HARMONY: Watch it!
XANDER: Sorry.
HARMONY: God! Y'know, I'm glad your mom stopped working at the drive-through long enough to dress you. (to Cordelia) Oh, that reminds me. Did you see Jennifer's backpack? It is *so* a crying...
CORDELIA: (interrupts) Harmony, shut up. Do you know what you are, Harmony? You're a sheep.
HARMONY: I'm not a sheep.
CORDELIA: You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm *way* cooler than you are 'cause I'm *not* a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter how lame he is.
(walks away with Xander)
CORDELIA: Oh, God! Oh, God!
XANDER: You're gonna be okay. Just keep walkin'.
CORDELIA: Oh, God, what have I done? They're never gonna speak to me again!
XANDER: Oh, sure, they are. If it helps, whenever we're around them you and I can fight a lot.
CORDELIA: You promise?
XANDER: You can pretty much count on it.
written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/28bewitched.html