(Angel pushes Rebecca out of the way of an oncoming car.)

OLIVER: Oh, my God, Rebecca! Are you all right, darling?

CORDELIA: Oh my God! What was she like?

REBECCA: (to Angel) Excuse me. Are you all right?

CORDELIA: Oh, he's fine. It was such an honor to save your life, Miss Lowell.

REBECCA: Um, thank you. I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

CORDELIA: Cordelia Chase. I'm so glad you weren't -- oh. (motions towards Angel) He doesn't even know who you are.

REBECCA: You don't know me?

OLIVER: Sure he doesn't. I'm sure he'll accept a small reward anyway.

ANGEL: No, thanks.

OLIVER: We're not gonna be held up here.

REBECCA: Oliver, down. He doesn't know who I am.

CORDELIA: He's culturally retarded that way.

REBECCA: I'm Rebecca.

ANGEL: Angel.

REBECCA: So... you make a habit of this sort of thing, Angel?

CORDELIA: Oh, it's only like his purpose in life! Angel is the Dark revenger -- only not too dark. Happy dark! I have a card in here somewhere.

WESLEY: Cordelia.

CORDELIA: What?

REBECCA: Oh god. Who called E.T.?

WESLEY: Emma Thompson?

CORDELIA: Entertainment Tonight, doofus.

OLIVER: They're here for the party.

REBECCA: Oliver?

OLIVER: It's gonna be all over the tabs come morning, Bec. Might as well put our own spin on it first, right?

REBECCA: Look, I'd like to apologize -- (looks around, but Angel is gone)

CORDELIA: Oh, he does that. Here's our card. If you ever need rescuing, or just want to pal around or something, call us! (Wesley grabs a hold of her arms and drags her off) Let go!

WESLEY: Come along.

• Cordelia's unique world views

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