WILLOW: Ohmigod! I'm a real ghost! Xander? Xander! It's me, Willow!

XANDER: I don't know any Willow.

WILLOW: Xander, quite messing around. This is no time for jokes.

XANDER: What the hell's going on here?

WILLOW: You don't know me?

XANDER: Lady, I suggest you find cover.

WILLOW: No, wait! (Xander walks through her) Oh!

XANDER: What are you?

WILLOW: Xander, listen to me. I'm on your side, I swear! Something crazy is happening. I was dressed as a ghost for Halloween, a-and now I am a ghost. And you were supposed to be a soldier, and now I, I-I guess you're a real soldier.

XANDER: You expect me to believe that?

WILLOW: No! No guns! That's still a little kid in there!

XANDER: Step out of the way!

WILLOW: No guns! That's an order!

WILLOW: We just need to find... (sees her) Buffy! Buffy! Are you okay?

XANDER: This could be a situation.

WILLOW: Buffy, what do we do?

(Buffy faints)

WILLOW: Buffy, are you alright?

BUFFY: What?

XANDER: Are you hurt?

WILLOW: Buffy, are you hurt?

BUFFY: Buffy?

WILLOW: (to Xander) She's not Buffy.

XANDER: Who's Buffy?

WILLOW: Oh, this is fun. (to Buffy) What year is this?

BUFFY: 1775, I believe. I-I don't understand. Who are you?

WILLOW: We're friends.

BUFFY: F-friends of whom? Y-your dress... Everything is strange! How did I come to be here?

WILLOW: Breathe, okay, breathe. You're gonna faint again. (to Xander) How are we supposed to get through this without the Slayer?

XANDER: What's a Slayer?

(A monster charges, Buffy screams, Xander takes it out)

XANDER: I suggest we get inside before we come across anything...

BUFFY: (screaming) A DEMON! A DEMON! A DEMON!

WILLOW: That's not a demon. It's a car.

BUFFY: What does it want?

XANDER: Is this woman insane?

WILLOW: She's never seen a car.

XANDER: She's never seen a car?

WILLOW: She's from the past.

XANDER: And you're a ghost.

WILLOW: Yes! Now let's get inside.

XANDER: I just want you to know that I'm taking a lot on faith here. Where do we go?

WILLOW: Where's the closest... We can go to a friend's.

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/18halloween.html