WILLOW: Murder, death, disaster. What else?

XANDER: Paranormal, unexplained, did you get natural disasters?

WILLOW: Earthquake, flood.

XANDER: Rain of Toads.

WILLOW: Right.

XANDER: Rain of Toads! Do you think they'd have anything like that in the paper?

WILLOW: I'll put it on the computer search. If it's in there, it'll turn up. Anything that'll lead us to vampires.

XANDER: And I, in the meantime, will help by standing around like an idiot.

WILLOW: Not like an idiot, just... standing. Buffy doesn't want you getting hurt. I don't want you getting hurt.

XANDER: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Uh- oh, pop quiz.' Today it's 'Rain of Toads'.

WILLOW: I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day.

XANDER: Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret.

WILLOW: We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't.

XANDER: Right. Look, maybe you should get to class.

WILLOW: You mean 'we'. We should get to class.

XANDER: Yeah.

WILLOW: Buffy'll be okay. Whatever's down there, I think she can handle it.

XANDER: Yeah, I do, too.

WILLOW: So do I!

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written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/02harvest.html