WARREN: Okay, score me.

JONATHAN: Rrrright. Fifty points for ingenuity, another thirty since it involved actual contact.

ANDREW: Very smooth, by the way.

JONATHAN: On the freak-o-meter I'd say she was at a six.

WARREN: Oh come, it's an eight, easy!

JONATHAN: We'll split the diff, call it a seven. Which is good for a hundred and forty, giving you a grand total of...

ANDREW: Two hundred and twenty.

WARREN: (claps triumphantly, points at Andrew) Beat that!

ANDREW: Oh, I will. I will.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html