WESLEY: That's so typical of your kind.

CORDELIA: Well at least I'm not a sheep like you.

WESLEY: I am not a sheep!

CORDELIA: You're such a sheep! You've never had a single opinion you didn't read in a book.

WESLEY: At least I've opened a book.

CORDELIA: Oh, don't even try with the snooty, woolly boy. I was top 10% of my class!

WESLEY: What class? Advanced bosoms?

CORDELIA: Oh!

ANGEL: Hey! -- What the hell is going on here?

CORDELIA: We were just discussing whether or not we should offer to pay Gunn.

ANGEL: No you weren't.

WESLEY: Well, our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it's strictly name calling and hair pulling.

CORDELIA: Ebeneezer here doesn't want to share the wealth.

WESLEY: I didn't say that. I merely said Gunn might be insulted by the offer. He's a proud sort of fellow.

CORDELIA: He's been doing for us. He should pull in a check.

ANGEL: I'll think about asking him, alright?

CORDELIA: No think. Pay. That's an order.

ANGEL: Hey! How about we pretend that you work for me?

CORDELIA: You are really unpleasant when you --

ANGEL: Then why don't we pretend that you don't.

CORDELIA: You can't fire me. I'm vision girl. (sticks her tongue out at him)

ANGEL: (trying not to smile) All right. I'll think about asking him, alright? Maybe -- on a case by case.

CORDELIA: (gives him a big smile) My hero.

WESLEY: I was going to suggest that.

CORDELIA: Ah-huh.

• Angel Investigations
• Cordelia & Angel
• Cordelia & Wesley
• Funnies

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