ANYA: Don't be such a wiener dog. Look at them. Researching demons for the billionth time. They could use a ... peppy boost of happy news.

XANDER: You're right. I'll tell them. (starts to go, stops) As soon as Buffy and Willow come in.

ANYA: Chicken!

XANDER: Would you stop?

ANYA: Dare you.

XANDER: Anya. If I tell them we're engaged right after you dared me to ... wouldn't you always wonder if that's the only reason I did it?

ANYA: Oh.

XANDER: Score one for Captain Logic.

ANYA: No, no. Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat. I smell Captain Fear at the wheel! God, I hate this. This tone in my voice? I dislike it more than you do, and I'm closer to it!

• Xander & Anya

written by: Douglas Petrie and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/104flooded.html