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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Cordelia: It doesn't get more romantic. So shut up! from Phases (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
XANDER: But what could she possibly see in him?
CORDELIA: Excuse me? We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a... good girl.
XANDER: I just don't trust Oz with her. I mean, he's a senior, he's attractive -- okay, maybe not to me, but -- and he's in a band. And we know what kind of element that attracts.
CORDELIA: I've dated lots of guys in bands.
XANDER: (nods) Thank you.
CORDELIA: Do you even wanna be here?
XANDER: I'm not running away.
CORDELIA: Because when you're not babbling about poor, defenseless Willow, you are *raving* about the all-powerful Buffy.
XANDER: I do not babble. I occasionally run-on, every now and then I yammer...
CORDELIA: Xander?
XANDER: Yeah?
CORDELIA: Look around. We're in my daddy's car, it's just the two of us, there is a beautiful, big full moon outside tonight. It doesn't get more romantic than this. So shut up!
(they make out)
XANDER: Did you hear that?
CORDELIA: What is it now?
XANDER: I thought I heard something.
CORDELIA: I-is Willow sending out some sorta distress signal that only *you* can hear?
XANDER: Huh. Okay, now I *know* I heard something.
CORDELIA: Alright, that's it. You know, your mind hasn't been here all night. How about I just drop you off...
A hairy arm with a clawed hand punches through the convertible top. Cordelia screams and makes a grab for the keys.
XANDER: Get us outta here!
written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/27phases.html