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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Wesley: And seeing as you once nearly had sex on my desk I shouldn't be surprised that now there is a baby on it. from Dad (Season 3) | Next Clip in Episode |
WESLEY: Angel, we could use your help when you're finished - changing the baby - who is being changed on my desk.
ANGEL: Sorry. I needed the space.
WESLEY: Of course. And seeing as you once nearly had sex on my desk I shouldn't be surprised that now there is a baby on it.
ANGEL: Hey! First of all that wasn't me, that was some guy who switched bodies with me. And second of all (Cups his hands around the baby's ears, and drops his voice to a whisper) can we keep the S E X talk away from the baby?
WESLEY: Do you need help?
ANGEL: Ah, no, Wes. I know how to change a diaper - a normal one with pins. It's these newfangled fasteners.
WESLEY: (reading from the package) Did you know these diapers are lined with a space-age material originally designed for NASA astronauts? Hmm, interesting. Though now I'm picturing grown men in nappies and am rather disturbed.
ANGEL: Ah, okay, got it. (To baby) You're all ready aren't you?
(Angel wraps the baby back in its blanket and drops the bundled up, used diaper into Wes hand. Wes looks down at it. Angel picks up the baby and looks at Wes.)
ANGEL: Right. How's the list coming along?
written by: David H. Goodman; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season3/transcripts/54_tran.shtml