WARREN: Okay, that's it. It's finally done. I mean, it still needs a trial run, but it's-

JONATHAN: Kind of clunky-looking.

WARREN: What?!

ANDREW: I pictured something cooler. More ILM, less Ed Wood.

WARREN: You wanna see cool? I'll show you cool. (zaps chair)

JONATHAN: Mama! Did it ... is it...

ANDREW: Yeah.

JONATHAN: (sitting in the invisible chair) I'd call that a successful test.

WARREN: Well, that's just half the test.

JONATHAN: Hey! Hey! (Warren zaps him & the chair) You penis!

WARREN: Oh, cheer up, Frodo. Because thanks to my brains, and our mystical gem, we got ourselves an invisibility ray. And I'd say that makes us pretty much unstoppable.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). edited down by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffy-vs-angel.com/buffy_tran_111.shtml