ANDREW: Careful with my coat. It's expensive.

ANYA: Is it new? (throws it on the floor, and steps on it with her shoes)

ANDREW: (to Anya) Hey. (to Xander, who tightened a restraint) Ow!

XANDER: Now, we can do this the hard way, if you want. But believe me if I tell you, this will go much easier if you just tell us what you know. (

ANDREW: Ow. You're barking up the wrong asparagus, man. I don't know anything.

XANDER: Here's the thing. I don't believe you.

ANDREW: I haven't done anything wrong.

XANDER: Well, then, you won't mind if we ask you a few questions.

ANDREW: (nervously) Yeah, OK.

XANDER: Why were you buying blood at the butcher shop?

ANDREW: I fell in love with a beautiful vampire girl down in Me-hi-co. Now we're trying to make a go of it on the straight and narrow, and put our lives back together here in Sunnydale.

ANYA: You think this is a game, junior? People are dying. (grabs him) Friends lives are in danger.

XANDER: Hey, Anya.

ANYA: Now you want to waste time on deceptions? Not on my watch! (backhands him across the face)

XANDER: (grabs her) Hey, Anya! Can I talk to you outside for a second?

(they go to another room)

ANYA: (giggles, excited & happy) Did you see that? I actually made him cry.

XANDER: (happy) You were perfect. I was worried I overdid it with the whole "easy way, hard way" thing.

ANYA: No, you were great! And I wasn't sure if I should slap him, but then he made me want to slap him, so I thought, OK, slap him!

XANDER: He'll be singing in no time.

ANYA: So, what do we do now?

XANDER: Now, we let him stew in his own juices for a bit, then we give him the hard brace.

ANYA: Right. (Buffy comes in) What's the status with your guy?

BUFFY: He's not talking yet. We'll get there. How's your guy?

ANYA: The weasel wants to sing. He just needs a tune.

XANDER: He's primed. I'll be pumping him in no time. (Buffy and Anya stare at him) He'll give us information soon.

• Funnies
• Xander & Anya

written by: Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/131_tran.php