(Cordelia is surfing the net.)

CORDELIA: Museums, museums. Okay, we've got the Moca. We've got the Lacma. Uh, the Gene Autry! (Wesley gives her a look) Well, it could be a magical stuffed horse!

WESLEY: Let's assume not, and try Natural History.

CORDELIA: Okay, here we go. Site map, membership, museum shop ... don't they have a section like "things you might want to steal"?

WESLEY: Click on recent acquisitions. Right there. There!

CORDELIA: I've got it! Sheesh, back seat surfer!

WESLEY: Angel should've been back by now.

CORDELIA: Maybe the meeting ran late. (Points at screen) Could it be a collection of Chelicerate arthropods?

WESLEY: Keep going. Hold it. "On the third of this month, museum research department received the Shroud of Rahmon from a tomb recently unearthed by University of New Mexico archeologists."

CORDELIA: Okay. Two words I don't like right off the bat: "tomb" and "unearthed". People, you've got to leave your tombs earthed!

WESLEY: Shroud of Rahmon. Have you ever heard of it?

CORDELIA: I'm not big on shrouds. They're an after-you-die outfit.

WESLEY: Get everything you can from the museum database, I'll hit the books.

written by: Jim Kouf; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted and checked against source by chicken_cem. . Full transcript at:
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