BUFFY: So, uh, no research? Nothing going on? Monsters or whatnot? Good! Good. (awkwardly) Uh, so, did anybody ... uh ... last night, you know, did anybody, um ... burst into song?

XANDER: Merciful Zeus!

WILLOW: We thought it was just us!

GILES: Well, I sang but I had my guitar at the hotel...

TARA: It was bizarre. We were talking and then it was like-

BUFFY: Like you were in a musical!

TARA: Yeah!

(everyone talks at once)

GILES: That would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see and the synchronized dancing from the room service chaps.

WILLOW: We did a whole duet about dish washing.

ANYA: And we were arguing and, and then everything rhymed and there were harmonies and the dance with coconuts.

WILLOW: There was an entire verse about the cous-cous.

XANDER: It was very disturbing.

GILES: (to Buffy) What did you sing about?

BUFFY: (pauses) I don't remember. But i-it seemed perfectly normal.

XANDER: But disturbing. And not the natural order of things, and do you think it'll happen again?

GILES: I don't know. I should look into it.

WILLOW: With the books.

TARA: Do we have any books on this?

XANDER: Well, we just gotta break it down. Look at the factors before it happens again. Because I for one- (interrupted by Giles beginning the next song)

written by: Joss Whedon; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/107oncemorewithfeeling.html