TITLE CARD: Fall 2001

XANDER: (talking in his sleep) I just want... happy... ending...

ANYA: Honey? Honey?

XANDER: (asleep) What? I'm awake. I'm OK.

ANYA: Honey? Was that weird? That thing earlier with the singing... and the coconuts.

XANDER: (asleep) What? No, it's fine.

NEIGHBOR MAN: (singing) Oh, no. Mustard on my shirt.

NEIGHBOR WOMAN: (singing) Mustard. I'll never get it out.

NEIGHBOR MAN: (singing) My favorite red shirt.

NEIGHBOR WOMAN: (singing) Dry clean it.

NEIGHBOR MAN: (singing) How could you serve?

NEIGHBORS: (singing) Mustard.

ANYA: Are you still hungry? Because I'd be? (singing)

Mr. Xander Harris.
That's what he is to the world outside.
That's the name he carries with pride.
I'm just lately Anya.
Not very much to the world, I know.
All these years with nothing to show.


I've boned a troll,
I've wreaked some wrath,
But on the whole,
I've had no path.
I like to bowl,
I'm good with math,
But who am I?
Now I reply that


I'm the Missis
I will be his Missis.
Mrs. Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins Harris.


What's the point of loving...
I mean except for the sweaty part.
What's the point of losing your heart?
Maybe if you're lucky
Being a pair makes you twice as tall.
Maybe you're not losing at all.


No need to cover up my heart,
Plus see above RE: sweaty part.
So maybe love is pretty smart
And so am I
I found my guy!


And I'll be Missis
I will be his Missis
Mrs. Anya Lame-Ass-Made-Up-Maiden-Name Harris.
We'll never part
Not if we can
And if we start
Then here's my plan
I'll show him what bliss is
Welcome him with kisses
'Cause this is a Missis who misses her man


He's my Xander
And he's awfully swell
It makes financial sense as well,
Although he can be?I'll never tell?
Just stand aside
Here comes the bride


I'll be Missis.
I will be his Missis
I will be?

• Xander & Anya

written by: Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/127_tran.php