ANYA: I'm a bright girl, good education, quick on the uptake. So, tell me, why in the name of almighty Grothnar would I let myself become human again?

SPIKE: You're really talking to the wrong fella.

ANYA: I mean, sure, the vengeance demon gig has some downsides...

SPIKE: All jobs do.

ANYA: But being human? Ugh! You're always icky on the inside, disgusting on the outside.

SPIKE:Your outside's not so bad.

ANYA: (blushes) You know, the only thing worse than being human is being trapped inside a house full of humans.

SPIKE: Preaching to the choir, luv.

ANYA: I mean, it's like we live in slayer central. I swear, if Buffy rooms or boards one more of the potential girls, I'm gonna call a?I'm gonna call a health inspector.

SPIKE: I like my plan better. Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed. It's just more elegant.

ANYA: (puts her arm through his) Thanks for having me along.

SPIKE: (raised eyebrows at Anya's arm) Don't mention it.

ANYA: At first, I thought... it's weird. Is Spike asking me out on a date? 'Cause that would just be...(Spike stops short) nuts. (laughs nervously)

SPIKE: Right. I'm just out for the alcohol.

ANYA: Right there with you, scooter. Tonight, I plan to drink you under the table.

SPIKE: You're on, then.

ANYA: Good. Of course, once you're down there, I could join you. Kidding. I like my sex on top of the table.

SPIKE: (frustrated) Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone!

ANYA: So what?

SPIKE: It's my bone. Just drop it.

ANYA: OK. OK. I wasn't proposing. Time goes by, girl gets hungry. You should know.

SPIKE: (rolls his eyes) Oh, thank God.

ANYA: What?

SPIKE: Demon.

ANYA: (with a demon standing behind her) Huh?

DEMON: D'Hoffryn says you die.

SPIKE: Of course he does.

(they fight, Spike decides to grab Anya and run)

• Spike & Anya

written by: Douglas Petrie; originally transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/137_tran.php