CORDELIA: I get it! Not the horny thing. Yuck! But the two Slayer thing. There was one, and then Buffy died for, like, two minutes, so then Kendra was called, and then when she died, Faith was called.

WILLOW: But why were you called here?

FAITH: Well, I wasn't. My Watcher went off to some retreat thing in England, and so I skipped out. I figured this was my chance to meet the infamous Buff and compare notes. So, B, did you really use a rocket launcher one time?

BUFFY: Uh, yeah, actually, it's a funny story. There was...

XANDER: (interrupts) So what was the, uh, story about that alligator? You, uh, said something... before.

FAITH: Oh, there's this Big Daddy Vampire out of Missouri who used to keep them as pets. So he's got me rasslin' one of 'em, okay? The thing must have been twelve feet long and I'm...

XANDER: (interrupts) So was this, um, ahem, also naked?

FAITH: (teases) Well, the alligator was.

CORDELIA: Xander? Find a new theme.

FAITH: I tell ya, I never had more trouble than that damn vamp. (to Buffy) So what about you? What was your toughest kill?

(Buffy lowers her eyes and has another flashback to stabbing Angel in the chest with the sword, and his look of surprise and pain. She comes back and shakes herself out of her reverie.)

BUFFY: Um, well, you know, they're all difficult, I guess. Uh... (remembers) Oh! Oh, do you guys remember the Three? That's right, you never met the Three. Well, there was three...

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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