Angel: Me, I'm just here for the show. from Blood Money (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Cut to Wolfram & Hart employees putting cash into one bag.)
LILAH: Once again I'd like to thank our wonderful stars from 'Life Lessons' for giving so generously of their time.
COWBOY: (to Serena) I'm going to *kill* my agent.
LILAH: And to all of you, our benefactors, let me just say that we really *can* change the world. With your support we can make it a safer place for all our children.
(Everyone's attention is drawn to Angel and Boone fighting on the open upper level. Then they fall to ground level.) COWBOY: (to Serena) What, they're doing stunts now? It's gonna take forever!
SERENA: (looking at Boone) I'm *not* buying the makeup.
(Two guards grab hold of Angel.)
LINDSEY: Did you really think we weren't gonna be ready for you? Where's the tape? Where is it? Where is the tape.
BOONE: He doesn't have it. (To Angel) Are you okay? I tried to cushion the fall.
ANGEL: I'll be fine.
LINDSEY: What the hell are you talking about?
ANGEL: (to Boone) Thanks for getting me in. (To Lindsey) This place is like a fortress.
LILAH: What's going on?
LINDSEY: They're in it together.
ANGEL: Me, I'm just here for the show.
LILAH: The tape. The tape. She's got the tape.
(Anne is walking towards the video equipment.)
(Lindsey and Lilah are shown on the screen, pushing their way through the crowd.)
LILAH: Excuse me!
(Anne inserts the tape.)
WESLEY: (voice over) How do you turn this thing on?
(Lindsey and Lilah stop dead, watching.)
CORDELIA: (on screen) Just give it to me!
WESLEY: (on screen) Ah, it's not a toy! It's an expensive piece of equipment. It's for gathering evidence.
CORDELIA:(on screen) Let go.
WESLEY: (on screen) You're just gonna play with it, aren't you?
CORDELIA: (on screen, talking to a coat rack) I gave you two children, Bill, and you leave me for a man? Ach. No! Don't speak! Don't say anything! What is there to say? You said it all...
SERENA: (to Cowboy) Interesting choice.
COWBOY: I sort of believe the coat rack more.
CORDELIA: (on screen drinking milk) Hmm, milk.
(Anne's eyes remain riveted to the screen.)
CORDELIA: (says 'hmm, milk' on screen in different ways, trying to convey different emotions, then:) I don't get it. How am I not working?
LILAH: What's happening?
(Now Wesley dances on screen.)
ANGEL: Looks to me like you two were acting like a couple of crazy people - on camera, too - ouch.
WESLEY: (onscreen into the camera) Price. Wesley Wyndham-Price.
SERENA: Isn't that the guy that's dating Virginia Bryce?
(Cowboy scoffs. Onscreen Wesley launches into a striptease.) .
LINDSEY: You don't have us on tape, do you?
ANGEL: I got nothing. Do you know how hard it is to secretly record someone as paranoid as you two?
LINDSEY: This whole thing was a setup.
LILAH: You hired Boone.
ANGEL: No. You did. For a whole lot of money, too.
LINDSEY: (turning) The money.
(Lindsey and Lilah run through crowd, to find the money gone.)
LINDSEY: Damn!
NATHAN: What happened?
LILAH: He stole the money.
NATHAN: Who?
LINDSEY: The cowboy.
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