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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Willow: Tara, who do you think Xander was more mad at? Me or Anya? from Triangle (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Xander appears, walking past the floating stuff without noticing. )
XANDER: Hey, look at this, my two favorite girls! (to Tara) Three favorite girls.
ANYA: Xander, Willow's stealing. She's a burglar.
WILLOW: Right, the cunning, broad daylight in front of everyone burglar. Xander, I'm just doing a spell to help Buffy.
ANYA: Xander, Giles left me in charge. Tell her.
XANDER: Hey, hey, Judge Xander requesting a recess here.
TARA: You really shouldn't pull him into this.
XANDER: Yeah, see? Tara's with me.
(he moves to stand behind Tara)
XANDER: Protect me, Tara.
WILLOW: Xander, what I'm doing, it's a good thing. And if it doesn't work, Giles never even needs to know about it.
(She puts the mortar and pestle on the counter, takes a pinch of something out of the bowl, and sprinkles it on the cash register. The register disappears in a puff of pink smoke. )
WILLOW: Oops.
ANYA: The cash register! What did you do with the cash register? Dear god!
WILLOW: I'll fix it, I'll fix it! Recursat.
(latin translation: revert/return. Another pink puff, and the register reappears, now with the receipt paper hanging out of it in long curls. Smoke rises out of it. )
WILLOW: There, all back. Good as new.
ANYA: Money. Did you hurt the money? Money good? She endangered the money!
WILLOW: Of course, that's what she cares about. (imitates Anya) I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services.
ANYA: Xander, she's pretending to be me!
WILLOW: Well, can you even believe how she's acting?
XANDER: Okay, you know what? I'm tired of being the one in the middle. I'm not gonna let you pull me into this.
WILLOW: I'm not.
XANDER: Whatever the issue is between you two, just figure it out without me.
ANYA: Xander, don't go!
(Xander slams the door behind him.)
WILLOW: (softly) You made him mad.
ANYA: (angrily) Me?!
WILLOW: Tara, who do you think he was more mad at?
TARA: Um, you know? I think, uh, maybe, maybe you guys have some stuff you need to work out, you know, just really ... talk.
(She leaves. Anya and Willow look at each other.)
written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/89triangle.html