CORDELIA: (to Doyle) Does giant tentacle spew come out with dry cleaning?

ANGEL: Ah, good, you're back. Cordelia, you need to…

CORDELIA: No! I don't care what horrible thing is about to happen. Asteroids are *hurtling* towards earth. *Unspeakable* evil is rising the San Fernando Valley. Jar-Jar is getting his *own* talk show. Whatever! I don't want to hear about it. Not 'til you ask us how it went.

ANGEL: Call your mother back. She phoned saying she'd like to speak with you. And what are you talking about?

CORDELIA: You do remember leaving us in a sewer with a giant calamari?

ANGEL: Yeah, and you're both here. So I assume it went okay, right?

CORDELIA: Yeah, it went okay. Of course it went okay, okay? That's *not* the point.

ANGEL: So there *is* a point.

CORDELIA: *Being* that it is possible to brood *and* show a little interest in the feeling of others.

(Angel looks questioningly over at Doyle)

DOYLE: Well, she thinks you're insensitive, and not to bring up the irony, but... consider the source!

ANGEL: So I'm a little reserved, doesn't mean I don't care.

CORDELIA: It's like you don't have a pulse.

ANGEL: I don't.

CORDELIA: Well, spend a little time listening to how the living interact.

(Kate bursts in)

ANGEL: Kate

KATE: Angel. Got a minute?

ANGEL: Sure. Coffee?

KATE: I'm fine.

CORDELIA: (watches door close) Mr. and Mrs. Spock need to mind meld now.

• Cordelia & Angel
• Funnies

written by: Tim Minear; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by Ann. Checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
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