SPIKE: How you doin'?

BUFFY: (struggling with a vamp) Oh, fine. You know... Same old same old.

SPIKE: (re: the other vamp he's caught) Here, I could take care of this guy if you want.

BUFFY: Whatever. Your call.

SPIKE: I mean, sure he don't look like much... but I'd wager he could give you a bit o'nasty. I'll save you the staking. All you gotta do is--

BUFFY: I am *not* telling my friends about us.

SPIKE: Right. I'll just be dropping him down to you then.

BUFFY: You wanna tell 'em so badly? Go ahead. Know why? I tried to kill my friends, my sister, last week and guess how much they hate me? Zero. Zero much. So I'm thinking, sleeping with you... They'll deal.

SPIKE: In that case, why won't you sleep with me again?

(she stakes the vamp)

BUFFY: Because I don't love you. (walks off)

SPIKE: (to himself) Like Hell.

• Buffy & Spike

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; No transcript was available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. Link to a full transcript now available. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/118entropy.html