(Airport. Woman hands Faith her ticket)

Woman: Here, there you go.

BUFFY: Thank you.

Woman: You're welcome.

(Giles' apartment)

BUFFY: Giles!

GILES: (startled) Gaah!

BUFFY: (cautiously) Don't move. Okay. Giles, y-you have to listen to me very carefully. I'm not Faith.

GILES: Really?

BUFFY: Really.

GILES: 'Cause the resemblance is striking.

BUFFY: I know. Giles, you just have to-- Stop inching! You were inching!

GILES: Look, I-I know what you're going to say, and-and, uh--

BUFFY: I'm Buffy.

GILES: (a beat) All right, I didn't know what you were going to say. But that doesn't make you any less crazy.

BUFFY: Faith switched. I mean, she had some device. She switched our bodies. Giles, I swear. It's me.

GILES: W--um, if-if you are Buffy, then, uh, then you'll let me tie you up, w-without killing me. Until we find out whether you're telling the truth.

BUFFY: Giles, Faith has taken my body, and for all I know, she's taken it to Mexico by now. I-I don't have time for bondage fun. Ask me a question. Ask me anything.

GILES: Who's president?

BUFFY: We're checking for Buffy, not a concussion.

GILES: Oh, yes. Right. Um--

BUFFY: This is-- Giles, you turned into a demon and I knew it was you! I mean, can't you just look in my eyes and be all . . intuitive?

GILES: (pointedly) How did I turn into a demon?

BUFFY: Oh! 'Cause, uh, Ethan Rayne. And-and you have a girlfriend named Olivia. And you haven't had a job since we blew up the school --which is valid, lifestyle wise. I mean, it's not like you're a slacker type, but . . . Oh, oh! When I had psychic power, I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex. Wh--? Do you want me to continue?

GILES: Actually, I beg you to stop.

BUFFY: What's a stevedore?

GILES: Alright, let's-- um, I need you to explain everything.

BUFFY: And I will, after we get Faith.

• Buffy & Giles

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by *Joseph B*. Full transcript at:
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