SNYDER: I'm sure you know why I asked you here.

BUFFY: To thank me?

SNYDER: That's right, I wanna thank you. What would Sunnydale High do without you around to incite mayhem, chaos and disorder?

BUFFY: I don't incite! I stopped that boy from killing his girlfriend, ask him. Ask the janitor.

SNYDER: People can be coerced, Summers. I'm no stranger to conspiracy. I saw JFK. I'm a truth seeker. I've got a missing gun and two confused kids on my hands. Pieces of the puzzle. And I'm gonna look at all the pieces carefully and rationally, and I'm gonna keep looking until I know exactly how this is all your fault.

Secretary: (on intercom) Mr. Snyder, Billy Crandal chained himself to the snack machine again.

SNYDER: (to the intercom) Pathetic little no-life vegan. (to Buffy) Not so fast, missy. I'm not done with you yet. You stink of lies.

• Snyder vs Everyone

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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