WILLOW: Giles didn't approve, huh?

BUFFY: He totally lost his water. We haven't seen a vampire in over a week. I'd say he should get a girlfriend if he wasn't so old.

WILLOW: Well, we're behind you.

XANDER: People scoff at things like school spirit, but look at these girls giving their all like this!

(He notices Amber doing the splits between two chairs.)

XANDER: Ooo, stretchy! Where was I?

WILLOW: You were pretending that seeing scantily clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience.

XANDER: Who said I was pretending? (to Buffy) Oh, hey! Here's a good luck thing for tryouts. (hands her a bracelet)

BUFFY: What's this?

WILLOW: What's that?

BUFFY: Oh, how sweet! (reads the inscription) 'Yours Always.'

XANDER: I-i-it came that way, really, they all said that!

• Xander & Buffy

written by: Dana Reston; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/03witch.html