XANDER: Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me. You ever think that the world is a giant game of musical chairs, and the music's stopped and we're the only ones who don't have a chair?

WILLOW: All the time.

CORDELIA: Xander? I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic, and I just wanted to tell you if there was anything that I could ever do to...

XANDER: Do you mind? We're talking here.

(Cordelia is taken aback, rolls her eyes and leaves.)

XANDER: So where were we?

WILLOW: Wondering why we never get dates.

XANDER: Yeah, so why do you think that is?

• Cordelia & Scoobiage
• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Ty King; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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