BUFFY: Y'know, being stalked isn't really a big turn-on for girls.

ANGEL: You need help. Someone to watch your back.

BUFFY: Sure you don't mean my neck?

ANGEL: Why are you ridin' me?

BUFFY: Because I don't trust you. You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?

ANGEL: You have to trust someone. You can't do this alone.

BUFFY: I trust me.

ANGEL: You're not as strong as you think.

BUFFY: You think you can take me?

ANGEL: What?

BUFFY: Oh, c'mon! I mean, you must've thought about it. What would happen if it ever came down to a fight, you vampire, me the Slayer, I mean, you must've wondered! Well, why don't we find out?

ANGEL: I'm not gonna fight you.

BUFFY: Come on! Kick my ass!

ANGEL: Don't you have somewhere to be?

BUFFY: I do.

ANGEL: Well, you're wasting time.

BUFFY: Just stay out of my way.

ANGEL: Happy to oblige.

• Buffy & Angel

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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