LORNE: I would have been here sooner, but I had to stop and get it enchanted. Cedrian Crystals don't actually come that way.

GUNN: Will it work?

FRED: It should. Cedrian crystals are said to contain millennia of stored mystical energy and it's about the size of a D battery.

CORDELIA: That's gorgeous.

FRED: And priceless.

LORNE: Though in this instance priceless meaning 'without price' as in free. A six-horned Lach-Nie owed me a favor. Don't ask.

CORDELIA: I meant that.

FRED: Oh. Standard issue army surplus Geiger counter.

GUNN: We picked it up at a yard sale.

CORDELIA: Shiny.

GROO: What it is purpose?

GUNN: We're gonna use it to see if scary monsters came through the portal.

FRED: Anything that came out of Quor-toth should have left behind a kind of para-plasmic radioactivity. Of course, I'm working of the principal that everything in nature seeks a relaxed and stable state.

LORNE: I know I do.

CORDELIA: Hey. So, how is he?

GUNN: Well, still being all mature.

CORDELIA: Really. Where?

GUNN: Upstairs.

CORDELIA: I'm gonna go talk to him.

written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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