(Spike's crypt, mid-interview)

WATCHER #2: But we understand that you *help* the Slayer.

(We see that Spike is being interrogated by Watcher #2 while the other two nameless male Watchers stand between her and Spike. One of the men holds a cross, the other a crossbow.)

SPIKE: I pitch in when she pays me.

WATCHER2: She pays you? She gives you money?

SPIKE: Money, a little nip of blood out of some stray victim, whatever.

WATCHER2: Blood?

SPIKE: Well, if they're gonna die anyway. (considers) Come to think of it, though, that's a bit scandalous, isn't it? Personally, I'm shocked. The girl's slipping.

WATCHER2: You've noticed a decline in her work?

SPIKE: Oh, yeah. See, the poor little twig can't keep a man. Gets her all down. Few more disappointments, she'll be cryin' on my shoulder, mark my words.

WATCHER2: (frowns) Is that what you want? I'd think you'd want to kill her. You've killed Slayers before.

SPIKE: (intrigued) Heard of me, have you?

(He walks a little closer. The two male Watchers shift nervously and hold up their weapons.)

WATCHER2: (embarrassed smile) I ... wrote my thesis on you.

SPIKE: (grins) Well, well. Isn't that neat. (stops smiling) Tell me, pet, now we're such good friends, how's the Slayer doing? Is she okay? High marks in all categories?

• Buffy & Spike
• Buffy's Love Life in general
• Funnies

written by: Douglas Petrie and Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/90checkpoint.html