GILES: Spike. That's what the other vampire called him? That's a little unorthodox, isn't it?

BUFFY: Maybe he's reformed.

GILES: Perhaps he went by another name in... times past.

JENNY: Well, whoever he is, we'll need all the help we can get come this Saturday.

XANDER: So, this night of St. Vigeous deal. If they're gonna attack in force, aren't we thinkin' vacation?

WILLOW: We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide? I mean, if that Spike guy is leading the attack, (shudders) yeeehehehe.

GILES: Well, he can't be any worse than any other creature you've faced.

ANGEL: (suddenly appears) He's worse. Once he starts something he doesn't stop until everything in his path is dead.

XANDER: Hmm. So, he's thorough, goal-oriented.

BUFFY: We were at the Bronze before. Thought you said you might show.

ANGEL: You said you weren't sure if you were going.

BUFFY: I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?

WILLOW: Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's still, like, four hundred dates with four hundred different... (looks at the mace on the table) Why do they call it a mace?

GILES: Uh, we do have slightly more urgent matters to discuss.

BUFFY: Yeah, like keeping my mom away from Principal Snyder tomorrow night?

JENNY: And not dying Saturday.

GILES: Angel, do you know if this Spike fellow goes under any other name?

(They all look where he was, but he has disappeared. The library doors finish shutting.)

XANDER: Okay, that's it. I'm puttin' a collar with a little bell on that guy.

• Buffy & Angel

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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